threepac: i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work
tltty: porn logic: wow i spilled my drink on him i better take off his pants and suck his dick
Secretary to Psychologist: Doctor, there is a patient here who thinks he is invisible.
Psychologist: Tell him I can't see him right now.
violents: h8 school h8 life
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
me the rest of my life: ARCTIC MONKEYS AT THE FUCKING OLYMPICS *falls on the floor and cries*
You are a little soul carrying around a corpse.– Epictetus (via whiteoceans)