ew i don't want to spend new years eve in...
someone be my midnight kiss (y) →
wintersoldiers: if I hate you you aren’t allowed to like the same things as me
wish my legs weren't so fat
walks into chair
I miss you so fucking much
DO IT →
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..